LOL, I bet you’re right!

If you ever make it down (up?) here, let me know and we’ll figure out how to get some tacos together!

That’s not his jet, it belongs to one of the Lakewood members. I believe it’s a Challenger and the Osteens flew on it about 25 years ago, as you can plainly tell from the picture. Joel was around 35 when it was taken; he’s 59 now and that’s obviously not a 59-year-old man in your pictures.

Can’t wait ‘til the first one shows up on Nice Price / No Dice.  Assuming they all make it out of the various Cars and Coffees you just know they’re being rented for.

I will never not laugh at this dude’s expression:

When the iTouch came out, my 13-year-old son wanted one. He also wanted to make the freshman tennis team, so we played tennis every day. He couldn’t beat me so I told him, “I’ll buy you an iTouch when you win a set from me”.

You’re the one denying so many words falsehoods, yet I’m the one with reading comprehension problems.

You’ll be pleasantly suprised to find that Joel and Victoria do give away much of their money. They never talk about it, they just do it. For instance, right now Paul Osteen (Joel’s brother and a doctor) is in Africa on his annual 6-month stay there, providing free medical care to people who have no other access to…

OK, you can be the guy that loosens anything that needs loosening.

I already live in Houston so I don’t need to stay at his house.  And he doesn’t have a private jet.

He’s a really great, really honest and very sincere person. You’d be pleasantly surprised at his humility. His whole family is that way, too.

I appreciate your pessimism. There are far too many televangelists who haven’t lived up to even a modicum of decency.

Reading comprehension is not your friend, is it? I never questioned what an A319 costs, only the assertion that Osteen has one, or would ever pay $86 million for any jet.

LOL, I knew someone would bring out that bogus story. Congratulations, you are that someone!

Well. at Lakewood Osteen is the only member who’s sold more than 100,000,000 books. Pretty impressive!

NM, I didn’t read your post closely enough.

LOL, OK I will.

Nah, you’re the one that’s wrong. Osteen is as honest as they come. He hasn’t taken a salary from Lakewood in 15 - 20 years and still is their biggest tither every year (same goes for his wife, Victoria).

Lordsstown’s next plant is rumored to be in North Haverbrook.

LOL.  I go to Joel’s church and know him to be an incredibly honest and fine human, but even I had to star you!