Welcome to Jalopnik, where the proliferation of people moving about the world is seen as a very very bad thing.

Can someone PLEASE PLEASE explain to me the thought process of people like this? Or the people who tap their brakes or get mad when you are right behind them because they are driving SLOWER than you?

This is the type of guy that sees the blinking hand countdown and continues to drive slow as shit preventing three more cars making a yellow. Or the type of guy that won’t pull up so I can squeeze by to get into the turn lane and make a green arrow. Or the type of guy that will be at a red light in the right lane and…