At least you own your bias.

The same goes for boys. If I ever again meet up with a guy I’m interested in dating and he dismisses The Dark Crystal for any reason, he’s just not dating material for me. Next! :)

I don’t chase down erratic drivers, but if you threaten my children with a chainsaw, it would be VERY difficult for me to suppress the urge to run you over when you walk away.

You are an utter biatch. The producer didnt run crying to mommy, if you were literate you could very clearly see that CLARKSON reported it.

Those were your friends. Not your co-workers. Alcohol can also trigger shitty lines of reasoning.

TIL: pansexual is a thing.

TIL: There's a pansexual flag.

It's okay. Our mothers think the same thing of us and I think the same thing of my daughter.

We're Vietnamese but my mom worked for years as a waitress in a Chinese restaurant. She was making eggrolls and I asked if she had any sweet & sour sauce. I watched her go to the refrigerator and mix equal parts honey and ketchup into a bowl and hand it to me. Thought she was crazy.

That's no moon!

The problem with Valentine's Day, and every other holiday, is that they are just a day on the calendar. A relationship is an every day thing. I just bought my wife a new Kindle, because it was on sale and I thought she'd enjoy it. It came last week Wednesday. I let her open the box and told her it was a Happy…

"It's not theft" isn't used as an argument for piracy. It's simply said because it technically isn't "theft". You are not actually depriving someone else of something by simply copying it, unlike theft. That is why we call it the term it has been given, digital piracy (even though that term is technically incorrect if…

I'm a pirate.. And I've also most likely spent more money on entertainment this year than you have. So fuck you too :)

I can't wait to see the pictures of the police dragging those teens out of their mom's house and into a cop car.

Nope, I still don't give a fuck. I don't agree with what they are doing, but I'm not wasting any of the very little agency I do have on Igloo Austrailia and screenshots from her sex tape.

yeah, but your will will look like this

Great analogy. Because subreddit forums and toothpaste are the exact same thing.

You put something in it hot, it stays hot. You put something in it cold, it stays cold. How does it know?

You put something in it hot, it stays hot. You put something in it cold, it stays cold. How does it know?

I think not so much anymore since Windows 10 is Free for Windows 8 users xD

I disagree with the "Christmas is Christian" idea. I'm an atheist (in the "absence of religion"-sense, like bald is not a hair color), but I celebrate christmas, because it's such a big part of the culture around here.