It's a sentiment that's been expressed before, but part of me wants Trump to win so the rabid supporters clamoring for a 'wall paid for by Mexico' and 'bringing back jobs from China' can see just how impotent a president Donald J. Trump would be. Sure, you'd have the die-hards that want someone so unqualified that the…

The self-induced shame is real.

Live in DC, walk 45 minutes home from work 2-3 times a week, leave the app on and hatch mad eggs.

The hope, is it real?

Awww, that video is trying to insert Leto's Joker as an acceptable replacement in our collective psyche for Ledger's. And New Coke is definitely better than Coke. And that reference is totally still relevant.

When I think about subtle dialogue, soulful expression, and informed dialectic, I think Tyler fuckin' Perry. Has there ever been an auteur with the wit and wisdom to handle such a nuanced and emotional issue as racial politics and law enforcement? I can't wait for the rapturous majesty of Madea farting in the back of…

I feel those trailers left people disappointed coming and going. They show pretty much every scuffle in the trailer, meaning the actual film pretty light on ass-kicking. Want fights? There's like 4. Don't want fights? It's all you'll see in the advertising.

Total lack of pacing, close-up shots for every bit of dialogue, and the lighting quality of a TV show; combined with a lackluster script and teenage girl approaching 'too dumb to live', this movie was a massive disappointment. I thoroughly enjoyed the first Jack Reacher. The 'super-badass' type character that Tom…

It hits you right in the gut.

Like many of you, I spent the first month going on long walks after work and had that app on every time I'd walk to lunch. Then the Olympics came and, ironically, I became a couch potato watching other people exercise.

The homeless?

Speaking of bongs and Planet Earth, I remember watching the ocean episode at a friend's house in college. There was a great scene of sharks in slow motion breaching the water. Being young, foolish, and never having seen the episode before, I announced that as long as the shark was out of the water I would keep pulling…

She was not charged with anything, nor did I say she was. Comey declined to recommend that the DOJ pursue a case. But Trump wants to put her in prison, which would almost certainly mean changing an existing law or passing a new one and then applying that standard to past acts. Hence the statement regarding ex post…

Totally agree that to be hypocritical, you'd have to understand what the thing is you're holding a double-standard on. That part of the post was more for the masses of 'the Constitution only, fuck all other governance' 'Muricans and then conveniently ignoring parts of said holy writ when it doesn't align with their…

My favorite moment from the debate was when Trump said he'd throw Hillary in jail when he was President. James Comey, a Republican, originally served under W. Obama appointed him to the FBI in 2013 to the plaudits of many in the GOP. Comey laid out a specific case for why Hillary couldn't be charged with gross…

I'd like to know what slimy, rapey locker rooms these assholes are using so we can seal them off and burn them down.

I played sports all through middle school, high school, and the first half of college. Been in plenty of locker rooms with all kinds of guys. Locker room banter is 'man, she's so hot' or, more crassly 'she's got great tits'. A little scummy, sure, but guys can be crude. Locker room banter is not 'I'm gonna fuck her…

Several of my female friends, strong, independent, feminist, take 0 shit types, have turned into bridezillas once the wedding planning starts getting serious. I think its the same way that men, when put in a room with beer, football, steak, and old college friends, can revert to an unenlightened, almost simian…

I'm not sure I agree. Sure there are regressions from time to time, but what adult doesn't become a petulant adolescent every once in awhile?Turk steps up and commits to Carla, something Season 1 Turk would never do. JD is set to marry Kim when she say she's pregnant, another big step for someone who's had a rocky…

Maybe the closest humans have come to replicating Anime face proportions. As you say, 'weird cute'.