teknomage
David Ward
teknomage

If the new universe results in a new Zendaya playing Ally McBeal, I think it will be worth losing the current universe. 

Maybe my memory is playing tricks on me, but I could swear there was a time when Manny was like the most progressive character on the show (woke before “woke” was a thing). Now he’s becoming a PUA? God, that’s sad. We’ve heard him talk about mansplaining before, like he knew it was a bad thing. But now he doesn’t even

I’m awfully late noticing that anyone asked for me to share my theory, and now I’m fairly sure at least part of it was wrong. I was thinking FitzSimmons would succeed in providing the Chonicoms with time travel, and in exchange the Chronicoms would save Coulson’s life, but since that meant changing his personal

First of all... that crab-walk thing the guy did... not nearly as scary as when it happens in J-horror movies.

Watching this show always makes me a bit nervous since I rarely get a chance to see movies until long after they’re released (right now I’m like six or seven movies behind on the MCU, because they make so damn many of them... not that I’m complaining). So I’m happy to have as few film spoilers as possible on the show,

You keep calling this season 4. You do know it’s season 5, right?

When Ed went to talk to Kelly about dating Young Kelly, at first I totally thought he was going to ask if she’d be comfortable with that, because he wouldn’t even consider it without her okay. So it really threw me when he actually just wanted to know whether she was 100% sure there was no chance of them getting back

This is a little thing, but I find it really ironic that just when John embraced his own codename, Erg finally referred to Clarice by her real name.

I assume Penguin’s hoarding of food is setting up his becoming the familiarly fat version from every other incarnation. And I have no idea how to feel about that.

Dylan stuck in the chimney just reminded me of that KFC commercial where the same thing happens to Colonel Sanders.

So I had a weirdly interesting thought about Andy. He was always so upset in season 1, but now here he is... having an authority figure act like she respects and cares about him, having a really nice place to live, with all the comforts (and video games) he could want, and being included in plans (sort of), being made

Manny had a line about... trucks with fake scrotums or something... which I had no idea what he was talking about, I thought maybe silhouette mud flaps or something? But today, for the first time ever, I saw... what he must have been talking about, hanging off the back of a pickup. It was *not* a silhouette, nor a

Here’s what I don’t understand: Doesn’t Leroy always give Max a ride to work? So why did it seem like at the very end, while they were still in the parking lot, they were saying goodnight to each other like they were about to get into separate cars?

It really bugs me that it was easier for the killer to, you know, kill... than it would have been to tell the understudy how he felt about her. Of course expressing such feelings can be super scary, but damn... Also, the fact that the woman says she does have feelings for him... and not immediately amend that to

“Damn.”

“And how the fuck did Charlotte decide she had a free pass after learning her time in Hell was real? That made zero sense, she should have been even more committed to being good.”

I want Mitchell to take the job just so Toks Olagundoye can have a recurring role on the show.

Lots of great stuff in the episode, which has all been mentioned already. But one thing that hasn’t been mentioned, which I couldn’t help thinking about, was that this alien threat they’re so worried about is presumably what was very vaguely alluded to on the “Inhumans” series... which probably means we’ll see those

I have a crazy theory. Beth really did sleep with Rio before the first robbery, and she’s the one who informed him that she and her sister and friend were the ones who robbed the store, which is how he knew to come to her house. Because she knew all three of them needed money badly, and not just a one time score. So

When I first saw Maddie, I assumed she was Kay’s daughter. Then the “grandmother” line reminded me that at least a full generation has passed since I started watching shows with that type of plot point.