I will always remember the story of my brother being sent across a hallway because he stuck a paper clip in the electrical outlet. I should start calling him sparky again.

Fucking THANK YOU. I hated that moronic lie that those decals were for emergency responders. I have a two year old. I know for a fact that his GIANT fucking carseat is going to be far greater evidence there could have been a baby involved in the accident than a flimsy little window sticker.

Is it that hard to open a car door? Have people with really weak arms demanded automatic driver doors?

You can’t, based on gross generalization, that your car is safe from door dings by always parking next to a more expensive car.

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I hope whoever is responsible for this shit gets killed “Running Man” style on PPV.

While actively robbing? Not so much. But there is generally more time spent leading up to and after the robbing in which concealment and weight should be a concern.

I’ve never read a more moronic article on this or any other site.

Let’s just get some basic facts out of the way up front: the trailer is completely within private property, the owner lives on a cul-de-sac, and there’s no HOAs or neighborhood rules or local laws being violated.

am I doing it right?

I don’t think your, or my, lungs are going to appreciate any shape hole made in them.

If both hits are simultaneous, the point doesn’t count for either side.

In épée, a shot to the chest is worth the same as a shot to the foot. The fucking foot.

If you really want to, you can also turn off images in your web browser.

I’m smart enough to know that just because I haven’t seen something first hand doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen or doesn’t exist. I may be a smart ass, but you’re an asshole for being dismissive of someone’s attempt to keep their property secure.

I’ve yet to encounter someone that has had this actually happen (assuming updated software of course).

I work in IT, for 9+ years now, and I’ve never seen a virus on a company asset. That must mean viruses are lies and rumor to control the masses.

They - used to refer to a person of unspecified sex.

Your complaints about these car commercials apply to just about EVERY car commercial.

Meaing people who don’t read financial blogs like this, etc.