This is Hot Dog Water erasure!

The only Lily-Rose Depp project I’m waiting on starts with “M” & ends with “oose Jaws” & it’s “Moose Jaws.”

It was. I was at Epcot on a high school band trip in late 1983. I was too cool to buy a stuffed Figment at the gift shop, but my friend did “for his sister.”

I didn’t want to be the first to mention it...

His real name is Ed Hardy?

I don’t have a hateboner. But I also think Smith and his usual cast of suspects are one-note ponies (or one trick). 

That would be interesting. He was my favorite comedian for a long time so when the story broke I was pretty upset as a fan. When he started testing the waters by doing small standup shows again I was interested, I wanted him to be redeemed. I naively thought he was going to do some redemptive standup about his…

Nice example of shit you’re comfortable saying on the internet, but I guarantee you would never say to my (or anyone’s) face.

He doesn’t care about that, though. The man very clearly has no sense of shame. The only thing he cares about is profit, so people have to vote with their feet, as it were.

Welcome to 2022, where the WALL STREET JOURNAL asks you to reflect and make a public statement about internet comments from a six-month-old Instagram post - and you’re ready with a multi-paragraph response

I haven’t read a word of this yet, but on behalf of all AVC readers, thank you for not making this a slideshow.

She started losing fights. 

Meet Joe Black was unfairly maligned at the time of its release, but is now widely admired.

The fifties!? oh god we’re gonna get Riverdale tackling segregation aren’t we, and Reggie having sexy shirtless internment camp flashbacks... or, lord help us, Riverdale’s take on the bus boycott. 

I like my women like I like my asparagus... tall and green. 

addendum: this movie fucks

I think instead continuing the Indy series, the next Indiana Jones movie should just have a car screech to a halt right in front of Indy and we see Ke Huy Quan now playing an adult Short Round say, “hop in Dr Jones, we going for a ride” and have Short Round be the future star of the franchise. His character is built…

None of this controversy has to do with “racial sensitivity” but the dude’s brought it up twice, I think we can read between the lines a bit lol

When Steve plays Vecna’s ribs like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones

I swear if I see any more of these annoying yellow fucks I'm going to kill myself or them