I’ve got to ask…why is the ASL sign for applause “jazz hands”, and not, well, clapping? Seems like normal clapping would convey pretty well.

He probably didn’t give 100 plus percent in most of those, which is insane because Nic Cage at 10% speed is still more intense than most people in history.

Y’all need to watch Season of the Witch and bask in the glow of Cage & Ron Perlman playing Knights Templar. You probably don’t have to watch it 6 times like I have, but see it once, you (maybe) won’t regret it.

I just love that he went by Malice until he found Jesus, then changed it to No Malice.

Wait until you see what they’ve got planned for Splash Mountain.

Moviegoers are gonna be left cold as ice if Kraven has to carry a whole film.  No way will seeing this film be urgent.

I feel like the difficulty of these games has been really overstated over the years both by the fans who want to feel like they’re part of an exclusive club for beating them and by the gaming press that eventually just started reporting the discourse around the games as fact, which is a real shame because it probably…

He also seems mad at Europe for being... fancy?

He liked Brokeback - just not as a Western. I think he’s mostly just being a nerd about what is and isn’t a Western while ignoring that Cumberbatch’s character was essentially a rich kid cosplaying as a cowboy. “Are we to believe he wore chaps while not riding a horse? I hope somebody got fired for that blunder!"

Truly, Jim Spanfeller is a herb.

Robin Williams in World’s Greatest Dad.

Claiming false ownership of another’s creative work is kind of a huge component of this scam, though, so this tracks.

A great final dunk, Dowd. Your eviscerations of bad filmmaking were the lifeblood of this site.

It’s like how Franklin does have to deal with being in a wheelchair in a world making that actively difficult, but he’s also an annoying asshole! Which is to say, human.

“It’s insulting to suggest your coworkers should be paid more” isn’t a great take

“Did you ever find Gadget on Chip n’ Dale Rescue Rangers attractive?”

You know what halftime show doesn’t get enough credit? Katy Perry. I’m not a fan of that brand of pop, but as a purely bonkers spectacle, she really delivered. Everyone rightly remembers Left Shark, but let’s also not forget her entering the field on a giant mechanical lion, and then ending the show flying around the…

Accidentally killing Bruce Dern would be a pretty compelling way to end the series. 

Mine is a reverse herem.  The seven guys end up with her at the end, maybe with the prince also joining.  There is interesting sex.