All you dudes out there that won’t go down on your women should take that first letter as an object lesson.

I don’t find this show *that* confusing, but the standard HBO “previously on” recaps being reduced to a dialogue-less montage is a real middle finger to the audience.

Mastertronic’s exuberantly titled Die Alien Slime

KNIVES OUT is sort of this year’s MBFGW - a “good” movie that you can take your older parents to on an afternoon matinee, isn’t 2 and a half hours long, isn’t part of a giant franchise, isn’t full of explosions, and you feel kinda like you’re going against the grain by seeing it, even though it’s a huge box office…

I know the show was initially sold on the back of Anthony Hopkins, and that Evan Rachel Wood is technically the lead, but for me this show wouldn’t work at all without Jeffrey Wright.

If Jugdead has a twin that shows up, I hope he constantly eats hamburgers, is asexual, and is also called Jughead.

But the back office people are the ones that most people don’t know about or understand their impact on the profession, and they deserve to be recognized as well. No one forgot that Luke Perry died, but they may not have known some of these people existed. 

Go, Team Venture!!!!!!!!

Dear sweet lord jeebus. Words don’t even......I mean......is “Coach Dave” Daubenmire AWARE OF THIS???

Hey, if it means Vin and Tyrese get to wear cute outfits, I’m in.

I hope the very last scene of this series is Dom in his garage, tinkering on an old chassis when his now 29 year old son walks in. He sees a tarp in the back of the garage covering a pile of stuff. He moves the tarp and reveals a stack of 2 in 1 combination TV/VCRs.

Amricans love their swears. It’s why ‘I Swear’ was such a huge hit for All-4-One.

A crushing part of the episode that does not get talked about enough is the brilliant use of the theme music in Escape From LA. That is the only episode I remember that does not open with the regular theme song. The absence of that seems to hint that this could be a new, positive change for Bojack. It is evidence that…

Oh, weirder. The fact that it’s not openly supernatural actually lends to the insanity, since once you introduce Satan and witches you can just go “well, Satan and witches” when crazy shit happens, whereas with Riverdale’s conceit of being Small Town America, it contrasts the lunacy against what’s supposedly real…

...or face her Kareem Abdul gom-Jabbar?

Okay, so the show not about witches and Satan is weirder than the one that is. Gotcha.

But that gave us the Peter Gabriel cover of “Book of Love” so I think that makes its existence okay.

I would really like a quick peek at the Spotify playlists of all the Lester Bangs in these comments who somehow think goofing on Closing Time makes them cool.