After 8 months of grinding Nitro for all those cosmetics that I’ll never use anyway because I have a brain problem, I am incredibly thankful that Grand Prix are finally riding off into the sunset.

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Was really hoping to see a big circle that said “no” when I opened this article.

Not sure which is weirder, Chris Sanders directing this obvious flop or Allison thinking his most noteworthy credit is being one of the 18 (!!!) co-writers on The Lion King and not Lilo & Stitch, the Disney movie he wrote, directed, and starred in?

Yeah, knowing what we do about Marty and his outlook on film, that probably meant more to him than any statue would, anyway.

This is a prank, right? They’re not seriously following up FFX with FFX-2, right? They have to know, RIGHT?!

I’ll see your “Happy Birthday Diane and use a pretty font” and raise you one “It’s a Boy!rtion!”.

As far as brand mascots go, I’ll take the Baby Nut over Charlie Day wandering around aimlessly with a basket of laundry any day. What was that about?

I think the difference, for me, is intent. Bojack is responsible for Sarah-Lynn’s death, but he didn’t kill her, at least not literally. The bad things that happened to Sarah-Lynn (and Gina) are unforeseen consequences of Bojack’s drug use, not because he actively wanted to hurt them. Penny’s trauma was his choice.

My favorite bit from that episode is the brick “joke” of Princess Carolyn wearing the same increasingly ragged Amelia Earhart costume every year.

Yeah kinda feels like they maybe went all-in too quickly? All subsequent episode 11 nadirs have kinda felt a little blunted because there’s not much lower he could go from here. It’s easier to forgive the shitty things Bojack has done in seasons 3+ because we already moved past him doing this thing that even the…

Curse of the Marine Kingdom is a pretty metal band name.

Not saying you’re wrong, but Bojack’s defining character moment being the time he commits statutory rape is... woof. Does not reflect well on the guy.

To be totally honest I think this is a big part of the reason why I bounced off Sabrina as hard as I did. When your baseline rules for the world accounts for witches and demons, the weirdness doesn’t feel weird, it’s just daily life. Riverdale pretends to be a normal teen drama, which is why the bizarre shit they…

This season opened with Betty saving her mother and sister from a cult who had taken them hostage and was using its members to build a rocket to the moon, which its leader (Chad Michael Murray) planned to ride Dr. Strangelove style while wearing Evel Knieval fringe.

I mean, it’s an exclusive luncheon for Oscar nominees. I think they’re probably “conversant with pop celebrity or movie star culture”.

Yeah, “I’ll let you come inside my girlfriend, you don’t need her consent” should immediately set off some defcon-1 level warning sirens. Fuck this dude with a rake for eternity.

Nothing says “hero” like smashing a defenseless woman’s face in with a baseball bat.

You’re too late, I’ve already been that annoying music nerd at parties asking people if they knew Closing Time was about childbirth for years!