Sigh, 70% of this country can’t afford an unexpected $1000 expense. Get your shit together America.

How to have morning sex: just go into work late, it’s probably worth it

As my oldest kids reached the teenage years, my wife and I really started shamelessly flirting in front of them. One, we want them to know we like each other; and two, we want them to be disgusted by the thought of their parents getting it on.

Best way to avoid accidents with guns... Get a good gun safety education and get your CHILDREN to gun safety classes. the worst thing you can do is treat guns like an evil boogyman and only use scary words. Children absolutely need to understand a gun is not a toy, and that you only point it at things you want dead…