Forget the downstairs neighbors, think of how your insurance company would feel about it after paying out the 14th claim in a year for somebody's shattered ankles.

The best way to sleep on a plane, also the best way to never be allowed on a plane again.

Hmm, whats worse? This, or a Kurt Cobain avatar in Guitar Hero dancing and signing to pop songs?

@Spartanical: oh, I thought that was the same episode, first she didn't want to talk to the guy b/c she didn't want to dial the extra digits, then later had to change her # because of the fax, and guys didn't want to dial the extra digits for her.

You see that that in Jersey, but the area code is more indicative of what part of NJ you are from, example, 609 was South Jersey, i.e. weird people.

@Spartanical: Back then, you didn't have to dial the area code if it was the same. I think Elaine lost interest because the guy wasn't worth dial the extra digits.

@Kakkoii: But the battery life sucks, and the extended battery extension isn't... uh, "flattering."

@joemoran: Maybe they already have a problem with Bee's nests, and figure this might be an elegant solution? Save money on destroying the bee's nests, and the next lawn ornament is already placed.

Heck, it seems half of that list is geared to get middle aged women to viruses. I don't know too many guys who'd still search for Cameron Diaz, Julia Roberts, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and even Heide Klum could go both ways with the reality TV stuff.

"Build a new house, no big deal."

@Syntax Error: I don't know what FedEx drivers get paid, but they are run very differently from UPS. First, UPS is union/Teamsters, I don't believe FedEx is. Also, I think FedEx actually contracts out their routes and drivers don't have the same employment relationship with FedEx as UPS drivers do with UPS.

Funny, I've long considered any Mellencamp music after 1990 to be just as damaging.

@SKiTz: I agree. Following the same school of thought, I refuse to call anybody "Paulie", I get shortening names, but why make them longer?*

@dfp3050: I would reverse Idiocracy for Waiting, but personal preference.

@Barnabus: I know of at least a couple who already live by that mantra. Perhaps I should hope this movie gets killed, last thing I need is these people feeling justified to keep doing it.

@Barnabus: Because now its the kids who aren't getting lucky that are getting killed!

When I saw the picture of the bridge and lava, I had flashbacks. I never got past that part. I guess you needed some sort of item that I missed to cross it.

@Moonlighter: Exactly, and it hurts their reputation as well. Even if they get another job and leave today, it would probably hurt them in the future if they are looking for another job later.

@Iniquities: You might be, ME2 does a fine job in referring to the events of ME1 I think, but I think the characters relationships with each other may be lost.

She's complaining to Steve Jobs directly that the iPhone gave her testicular cancer.