CT, is my guess

OR

Too Long? Didn't Watch? Video blocked at work?

You forgot about the horn. Those things are, like, -5hp

20mph over or above 80 as reckless is still on the books

Planes or no, don't speed in Virginia.

Image link fail - I had attached a 2nd Hartman shot

Plus, we all know anything blue is cold

What did you call me?

Sorry, but I only buy cars that stand behind their claims, such as

Well, somebody had to train him

1) That mother should at least be held partially responsible

From the press release

Wow, that was pretty anticlimactic. For anybody looking for some spice in their borscht, just watch the first 20 seconds of this.

the starting price for a Camaro in Europe is approximately $55,000

Becky : Yeah, I think Ferrari's are the coolest

Holy Christ, this new Gawker 'feature' of automatically adding links into anything without spaces around periods is really messing up formatting.

Forgive the wikipedia puke, but honestly, have you ever seen a TV show called Seinfeld?

I'm pretty sure that's John Voight's Lebaron

Tell 'em you're gay, and you would consider being frisked by a man sexual harassment.