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Is this really a surprise to anyone?

How long do we have to incessantly clamor for barely street legal cars to cost less than half a million dollars? I know, I know, but one can hope.

BANNED!

I usually just club them unconscious with my massive trouser snake

Wow, that's pretty beautiful, and I love the wonky-ass steering wheel. $25k usually buys me 5 cars and a weekend bender, but I have to say nice price.

Hey, don't think to hard about it. Why do people name little girls Dakota and Cheyenne? Because they're dumb. And now they will use this ill-named hunk of steel to bring those unfortunate children to friendly soccer games. You know, the ones where they don't keep score.

Douche1:"The middle of Lake Balaton? I got a Hummer there once"

As with lawyers at the bottom of the ocean, two Hummers in a Hungarian lake are a good start.

...and being in Estonia, the chances that any of these were acquired through legal means is almost nil.

Ok, you made me just check KBB on my car. I couldn't believe it. My guess going in was $1500-$2000.

Honda fit tank location takes offense

In related news, my wife's birthday is 9/11, and she's from New York. 11 years later, it's still awkward.

I am the 1% (parked on your corpse)

Well, not as famous as anybody with Disgruntled in their name, but you're up there

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You like meat? Try one of these this Superbowl Sunday. It takes a long time, you may want to start now.

Finally

Let's try this again without screwing it up...

Damn it, wrong window -> redacted