@Cognitive Friction: Aaahhhh!

When oh when will my fellow man learn? If she's 20 years younger, hot, and willing to do you, no strings attached, she's crazy!

@SavetoFavorites: And now we know why she's so angry... #garrettbroshuis

1977 280Z. My brother used to have a '78. It was pretty bitchin' #qotd

Geez. Hey, married folk. Go call your wife or husband right now, will ya?

@Maxichamp: I'm gonna go ahead and guess the no big deal referred to exactly that. #fuelprices

The kid is 6. I'm still willing to give the family the benefit of the doubt.

@Tightlines:

@Bluenatic: So sad. With all those people there. Couldn't anyone get this man a beer? It was obvious his alcohol level was so low, he could barely function. They're a bunch of inhuman BASTARDS! #jamboroo

@Mr. Praline:

This is really nice, but his efforts could've been spent on more deserving rides.

I can't wait for an all LA world series.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Absolutely. There's a new record shop down the block, but the basement holds its own

@MarkKelsosMigraine: That's so dated, man...

@Ralph Wiley Is: Ray-Ray for one?

@tekamul: (Same script, different props, shorter)

The next generation update of this technology has been nearly perfected by Rockwell Automation

@Ralph Wiley Is: Holy hell, is that a commenting fail.

My HS football coach always told us to get on the ball (Please hold your homo-giggling until the end). Never should the ref go to get the ball, one of us should already be holding it. Always. That way, there's never any confusion. Even if you don't know what's going on, pick up the damn ball.

Thank goodness there were no puddles nearby. This guy could be in SERIOUS trouble.