@Electro Gyrocator: She didn't srive on the sidewalk, but based on the video it does look like she's comfortably over the speed limit. On wet roads. Blowing past little kids.

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: These syringes, used by the team of race winner Alberto Contador, were sent to the Parisian forensics laboratory Toxlab of Professor Gilbert Pepin

@GV_Goat: I think you kind of made his point. He said it was thirsty, not the thirstiest.

@bugattatra: He knows what pays the bills

@SponsoredbyV8: Ironic? Fuck the hell you talkin' bout? I have my shirts pressed at the cleaners....

Would this Bentley draw Wert closer, or drive him away?

@SponsoredbyV8: No shit. In what world does a sportsblog force me to hit up Websters.com

On-campus recruiting is limited watching frat pledges play NBA Live on their Xboxes

As a Boston sports fan, I really hate looking around and seeing other Boston sports fans.

@pauljones: I'm no proponent of traffic circles either, mainly because in the US many are built wrong. In my neck of the woods, seriously wrong.

Boy, Answer5 is really running away with it, what does that tell you?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Everybody's off celebrating the rape and murder of the Native American culture.

@DirkToberFest: Well, you deserve the 1 stroke penalty for letting them fall in the water hazard

Ok, we get it! The Bengals suck...but the Brown's suck more.

@C4_4life: the $150M is new. They hadn't agreed on a number yet.

She had always lived there as far as i could remember and something like this had never happened before.

Also, Please Do Not Email Deadspin Asking For Fantasy Advice

Sorry, but a 90's Z3 was the wrong place to start. Somebody needs to rescue that engine

@LoganSix: It's one solution for every model, and not every model on the list has the 'old' solution, the hole.

Ok, there's a lot going on in the Jambaroo this week. Lets see....