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@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Screw me....too slow by two minutes

This is an awful night for them to debut Leno. They're going up against the best comedy this world has had to offer up in at least a decade

@DirkToberFest: Just buy him a croquet set. Remember to take out all the balls and mallets, first

This is stupid. Why can we no longer call a spade a spade

@Occam's Racer:

@The Curse of Aaron Heilman: Guys! guys! come on, they're both pussies!

Dan Marino, John Elway, Curt Schilling, Mark Cuban, Jerry Jones and Namath

@Desean Jams It On The One: +2

@CherriSpryte: by traditionally-feminine do you mean people without testes?

The true tragedy is when Waitle dies of cirrhosis of the liver in 65 years, her prophecy still unfulfilled

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Yes, but otherwise it was a shot-for-shot remake of the beach volleyball scene from Top Gun.

@ClintonPortishead: Needs more apostrophes.

@Slapshot21:

@Barry Lutz:

Wait...did I read that too fast, or did you say you T-bagged Paul O'Neill?

@Beer-Fart: Just remove the trailing '/'

Well, with the death of Saturn, I don't think that will effect me much here in 'the colonies'. Or whatever it is them Europeans are calling it these days.

Sorry, but I just don't see "smokin' the reefer" anywhere on that list of complaints.

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