@Gourmet Spud: Sorry, we were looking for Draft high, take it on the chin

@FP: Your Volvo is awesome! Anyway: But as long as the list includes more than 1 other person, they can't say who it was when.

@Timtoolman, now with power tools!: While that's a fantastically optimistic take on it, this algae is genetically engineered, and grown in huge tubes

@Bullitt417: Deep down, the manufacturers do, too

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Wow. This is the perfect opportunity for Trojan. The accompanying voice over ad practically writes itself.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: You're kidding, right? Here in Vermont we have 2 religions:

Honda Spocket

@pauljones: The accepted terminology is "use the last of your grill fuel" day.

@StreakinTheQuad: I thought he was more of the hack & steal type. He should have opened a Master Cuts

@GasGuzzler: The EPA will never let itself go 'backwards' in regulation of emissions. It's a slippery slope they just won't start down.

@bonerland: my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength when I read this

@Nickyboy: Or, god forbid, keep the keys higher than where a 9 year old can reach. Mine currently hang at about 6 1/2 feet. I'm thinking I should move them to ~8ft, but then my wife will just get a step ladder.

Hey, what's a guy to do? Those pitches come in at, I don't, like, ludicrous speed!

@TimCouchFanatic: Or orchestrated PR stunt

@DirkToberFest: Finally! A trusted source!

I was there this weekend, too. At least I managed a few shots of myself at the SC desk, instead of a bunch of old wind bags.

Isn't this just a little too similar to the regular convertible?

So to sum up: Sharpe won't visit his kids because he hates their mothers, but if he was a better dad, he'd feed them too much gravy and kill them. Awesome.

@Steve U: NERD!!!