Well, at least he wasn't texting. Then he'd really get it.

Alright, now they're just trying to fail on purpose.

@maximum-sienna:

Oh Melkman. It could've been worse. You could've been in the middle of a chub sandwich like A-Rod. But I understand your discomfort with that girl's freakishly shaped head.

@UpstateUnderdog: Gretzky's on the 'also ran' list at the bottom.

@Civil Negligence: Serena would've held her down while Venus tea bagged her.

"Sometimes you hear stories of parents squawking at each other," said Tom Barton, the head of the Berkeley Heights Recreation Department, "but I've never heard of anything turning to violence."

@KTown_WhiteBoy: Yes, and he really doesn't need one that big. As it stated, it needs 516mph to reach full output. He could've shopped smaller and got more out of it.

@SirNotAppearing:

I can't wait to see the Aston Martin version.

If you really want the open road joy of a V-twin and the wind in your face, buy a damn bike!.

@beercheck: That's a bone that only exists in the lower legs of Wes, and his doppelganger, Howie Long

@Pixel: Actually, it's easy to see in the video he moves pretty quick, all be it a mere 3 steps before he decides he should sit back down.

@Engineerman: No. They were only getting the GM sourced stuff, none of the military designs from the H1

@TheLou-Do: Safe? yes. Worth it? NO

Crazy power to weight? check

@Chuck Knoblauch Throwing Error: They should have attached ...

@TimTim: Yeah, I don't know where the 6 months comes from... From the site's contest rules

@S***dinavian F***k: That may in fact be the most hideous thing I've ever seen. You could've given me 4 hours, and I still wouldn't have figured out it's a CRX.

Deford use to cover the teen tennis circuit, until one too many run-ins with Chris Hanson.