@The Governor: ...Not anymore he's not. I'm sure he'll be a hit in the Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison of an Iowa judge's choice.
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@Live_axle: I think the Camry makes exactly the opposite point.
What the hell's soccer? Is that the one where two chicks put on gloves and beat the hell out of each other?
@Sean Avery's Dating Service: And you wonder why they won't give you a star...
@BigLeagueChew: Who?
Fuck you, Brent!
How is it this ass-hat can buy a Ferrari, and I'm stuck in a 10 year old beater? Boy, I guess it's true what they say.
Brian Grant does not find this funny
@Hello Mister Walrus:The Hummer had a pretty narrow application at first, too. I'm sure some rich douche (probably named Branson) will get their hands on one, which will eventually lead to more and more civilian ownership.
@TimCouchFanatic: This earned a disemvowelment?
@BLS: I concur. I heard that at a State Fair. A guy with a bunch of Clydesdales said they had about 15HP, and any horse was good for at least 5.
@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: It costs more money for a larger memory controller.
@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: It's limited to a 31 bit address bus
@SirNotAppearing: He looks like my high school shop teacher. Very confidence inspiring
If this was a sat phone, it would have the capabilities to match the go-anywhere-ness.
Please choose a better picture in the future. At first glance I thought my worst fears had come to light
He should've heel-kicked her in the balls.