How many Xboxes have YOU sold in Japan?

I think I can speak for everyone here when I say more companies need to end their statements with the sentence “I fucking hate it here”, optionally accompanied by a small animal brandishing a weapon of some sort.

I’m now officially an AggroCrab fan

I think it is worth noting this: A colleague was part of a team that submitted a terrific documentary to this festival. The film was not accepted. That in an of itself is not the problem, given the degree of competition for limited slots. But they submitted a digital screener via a platform that allows one to track…

Drop everything and play Outer Wilds and its DLC (without a guide or you’ll regret it).

Nah, it’s supposed to read like:

I feel like I worked pretty hard putting this together, taking the exact opposite position of Schreier, and writing as much of it based on my own knowledge as I was able, while amply crediting Jason’s original journalism. But sure.

I feel like your replies aren't appreciating your pirate joke.

No more One Piece I guess.

No, PLEASE LET US forget MG:Survive…

I’ll save everyone the time and just generate some comments for this:

“Take Two has every right to go after these guys and protect their IP.”
“Ugh, I was looking forward to this”
“These guys were dumb for spending time on a project like this.”
“Why can’t companies just chill out and let fans be fans?”
“The writing was on…

I can’t wait to get sexually harassed and/or assaulted there.

I new all I needed was two lockets to get a statue rake! They don’t teach this in schools!

Charles Martinet should absolutely be the voice of Mario. Full stop. I’ll tell you why.

I think that if I grabbed a knife and growled “it’s time to clean house” my family would rightfully call the authorities and evacuate.

you’ve never cleaned your house with a knife??

This is the sort of content I come to Kotaku for, and it’s a crying shame that it apparently doesn’t pull more eyeballs.

Hey, Kotaku. I’ve been in the video game industry for 12 years and have been following your blog as my favorite video game news source since, I believe, before that. I love what you do and think your voice is very important. You advocate for progressive ideals, call out things that others won’t, and generally say what…

“Okay Metroid fans, we’ve got some good news and some bad news for you. Bad news is we’re not revealing Metroid Prime 4.”