Funniest damn post in a while. COTD

I just wish someone had written up a post on the Hellcats. They were virtually ignored by the Jalopnik staff.

TIL: the Hellcat twins don't exist, apparently.

Here’s what you’re missing - the Vantage GT is barebones by Aston standards, and as such there aren’t a lot of deals to be had. Whereas at the top end, there’s so much competition, Aston has to bend over to move them off lots. I paid $180k for a new V12S Roadster with a sticker of $243k. And I fucking love this car.

Oh, man. This is how a throttle pedal should be. Hinged. At. The. Bottom.

Unsurprisingly, she lost control of the truck and it crashed into a barn in the town of Limerick.

Unsurprisingly, she lost control of the truck and it crashed into a barn in the town of Limerick.

In fairness they tried to arrest Bruce but he was nowhere to be found.

At least in America, you’re held accountable for these things no matter how rich you are...

As a GM fanboy, I would choose the Mustang over the new gen Camaro any day.

All you need to do is hear the Mustang. Mustang all day!

10. It cranks but won’t turn over

You ruined the game. It’s perfect the way you posted.

Although I realize you’re joking one of the things that always pisses me off is when smart, intelligent writers take a proper noun and pluralize it in some creative way. Prius plural is Priuses, DAMMIT, Not Prii!! The entire name has to be in the name of the plural, since it’s a proper noun!

“WTF” factor goes far with me.

“I would like to buy ur skyline. what are u asking?”

Yeah, the ‘safety’ aspect is kind of a BS portion of this. The whole manipulating the championship thing is the big deal. Of course, the suspension still leaves him room to come back at Homestead and take Logano out (provided Logano makes the final round).

Adding oil? Easy peasy!

Holy shit. That got really fucking weird, really fast.