I think we already know the answer to the question. No. It won’t live up to the hype. How could it?

I’d say this is a shit show, but the aquatic events haven’t started yet.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Attorney here. My clients are all indigent. I’ve had more than one person ask me to file motions to dismiss cases because there is fringe around the American flag in the courtroom, making it an Admiralty court (false). There are also clients who refuse to sit at counsel table because that’s passing “the bar” (this is…

As I said in my own reply, that’s a typical Sovereign Citizen move. They think if they change things in exactly the right way, it triggers the secret code, and the legal system can’t do anything to them (seriously).

A good way to put yourself in the shoes of the average Sovereign Citizen is to imagine that you live in a world where the government is actually made out of wizards, and if you know the right magic spells you can make it go away.

Well; call me; crazy; but, I, internet commenter, and, man, did not; know that; legal documents; required such; copious; punctuation

So many times this... Fix your shit and get it working before you start complaining about cheating... Especially when the “cheating” is just a way for people to actually play the game effectively since its broken as fuck right now.

I agree with Niantic, I think it’s a lot less fun. I think that while the 3-step bug is present, it’s the best option, but it kind of breaks part of the game.

Heh, pretty lousy for a developer to complain that we’re cheating when they can’t even outline how the various systems in their own fucking game work to the player.

Egg hatching, distance traveled, the damn three footprints glitch effectively making finding any creatures a guessing game...

Yeah, think I’ll keep…

I’ll tell them what. I’ll stop using the API scanners as soon as they fix the fucking 3-step bug. How about that?

Probably gonna be released just in time to not be relevant anymore. Don’t get me wrong, I still think Pokemon Go is super cool, but I just can’t see it maintaining this level of popularity. I’ve been a mega fan of pokemon since the very beginning and I’m already starting to play less and less. It’ll always have a core…

THE FUTURE!!!

I think the only thing worse than wearing cargo shorts is the insistence that you actually use the dozen extra pockets they provide. What fucking urban explorer are you that you need pouches to traverse your daily life? I’ve never found myself in Target (where 95% of all cargo shorts in America are purchased) and…

Should of went with

This is a good joke except Rio is in the Southern Hemisphere too...

No. NO. Get the hell out of here right now.

With that kind of attitude from Rio’s mayor, I doubt that Australia, the UK, or New Zealand will share their common wealth with him.

If we're lucky these Olympics will kill the IOC. Not that it won't be replaced with something equally corrupt, but still... there are dozens of locations that can host the Olympics right now, and they are ignored because either a country wants the prestige of the games to overshadow their lousy human rights records or…

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?