"Phenomenal, cosmic power, itty bitty living space."

Kellen Winslow Sr. picks Kellen Clemens as favorite namesake

That tackle of Vernon Davis was pretty nutty.

You think that Regina is cold, you should see my wife's!

Merriman: Of course the skills aren't transferable, stupid. One's a steroid-filled entertainment spectacle where the participants alternately fake injuries and suffer severe brain damage leading to memory loss, and are watched by millions with an equal blend of fatalism, revulsion, and anxiety, and the other's

Too bad for MS and the retailer; since the thieves were able to stay hidden for more than 15 minutes after commission of the crime, those X1s are as good as theirs now.

Upon further review, the call on the field is confirmed. This disrespectful motherfucker is a garbage ass.

Garbage ass?? Where'd he get that insult? The toilet store?

Ha!

MOP BOY: I'm traveling as fast as I can!!

Geez. Between this and the Lance Armstrong posts, DeAndre Hopkins must be feeling pretty insecure right now.

I'm all about team unity, but really, another Texans stroke?

+1 broken controller.

Atari 2600 with a sealed, in-the-box copy of Pac-Man.

This is why Art Direction is so much more important than shaders and and other rendering tech.

At least Incognito can take "dirtiest player in the League" off his resume now.

I'm twice the man you are.
-Riley Cooper

"I'll fight half the n**gers here."

+0.5

So he's only half-racist.