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Study: Former NFL Players Have No Idea What They Did Five Minutes Ago

It's no surprise that they used the written word to solve this. It's kind of a rule to use prose before Hoes.

Well, I guess we know where at least two Astros fans were!

the implication being that majoring in sociology was something of a joke.

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He didn't mean to imply Coach K was there, he was simply citing him as an expert on blowing your seed.

"Everybody knows his brother Rex wouldn't have stepped in and done something like this. He's not one to toe the line, there's no way he would foot a bill for a bunch of poorly heeled strangers. Not to say Rex has no sole, but if he walked through the arch of some two-bit dive bar, he'd sooner be shot dead in his…

Hey, in Ryan's defense, it's not like he has any real nickels or dimes.

This is a relevant and thought-provoking piece of contemporary art and social commentary in a very meta tableau. By experiencing their 15 minutes of fame yesterday and now appearing on the Today show, these two gentlemen are demonstrating the painfully obvious fact that they have no future.

Look Mike, you're on a new team now. Not every quarterback likes to throw his balls around indiscriminately, regardless of the opposition.

Tomlinson, who wore "1D" as his shirt number, dusted himself off, but limped off the field and vomited when he reached the sidelines.

I'm not sure about his eligibility, but he definitely traveled.

How far can you punt a football? Asking for a friend. (He's an NFL GM.)
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(He's laughing.)
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(He's calling all his GM buddies.)
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(They're laughing.)
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(They're still laughing.)
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(They're watching tapes of you punting a football and puking from laughing.)
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(They're deciding which one is gonna call you and pretend to…

Q: What's black and white and read all over?

He traveled.

"can do shot’s"