Oh, man, that one was an instant classic. Loved it.

It's a schooner!

I forgive you for everything but the sprayable latex. Don't be ashamed of that. Wear that as a badge of pride.

Jail break it and put XBMC on it.

Welcome to Gizmodo, where not-news is news, and real news is down the hall, to the left... fourth door on the right.

Only bad thing is, it can't play HD content (I don't believe, it's been a while). I'm 99% sure that this is a hardware limitation, though. But who needs HD content when you've got emulators?

http://www.xbmc4xbox.org.uk/ (Now with a real working link!)

I'm still waiting on my "Send directions to phone" from my desktop... AAaaaaany day now.

"Could someone scratch my nose for me please? Thanks. . ."

cocaine?

You lost me at "need a Facebook account". Am I the only one left on this planet who refuses to use Facebook?

There's already an "army" of "Mittanists". They're called Goonswarm.

Jita is the "main hub" for business transactions.

$3,500 my ass. He's dumped at least $10k in to that thing.

Heard that. I have a newborn, and a sick 2 year old. I would sleep for at least 48 straight hours in there if given the chance.

I don't think my wife will agree, but this kickstarter needs ALL of my money.

I'm just going to leave this right .... here: [paste.pocoo.org]

It's got to be lupis.

I really can't fathom a way to block the playing of used games, just short of introducing the "game key" method we're all so fond of on PC gaming. And typing that in on a console with the awesome keypad? I can't wait!

If you don't know what THAC0 is, you missed out on a great era of gaming. I'm old enough to just barely have hit it, and it. Was. Fantastic.