I’ve only ever heard of her because I’ve seen her ugly hair bows when out looking for presents for my nieces. The house is predictably ostentatious and tasteless but I’m fascinated by JoJo herself... she’s either the worlds worst preserved teenager, or she’s secretly a 39 year-old chainsmoking alcoholic masquerading…

Saaaame! And I’ve often been disappointed that pants advertised as “high rise” are not high enough. I love that high rise lets me wear a shorter top and not show my stomach when I raise my arms. I can also wear a little crop top and show just a little skin if I want. I can tuck shirts in! Options!

Remember in the last 10-15 years how skinny actresses and models used to “brag” about all the unhealthy food they’d eat and then swear they had a high metabolism?

I like when fit attractive people try to pretend they are fat like the rest of us.

You know what I miss, baggy jeans. I don’t mean looking like walking round in blue binbags but jeans that at least had some room to them.

This is everything. I am an old, and she is my younger spirit animal. I am not ashamed to say it.

This is the only good end of year round up.

This is probably crazy, but I think Andrew/Fergie are feeding the tabloids attacks on Harry/Meghan.

That makes so much sense to me. I don’t have autism, but with my OCD, the more I’m prevented from acting on my rituals/compulsions, the more I obsess about them, and the more anxiety I feel. It becomes almost like a trapped in a cage type of feeling, and all I can think about is escaping the situation so that I can…

He looks like he IS a dinner of fave beans and a nice chianti.  

Everyone pretty much forgets he exists. Louis, get ready for your future!

even though Prince Charles (the only good son right now)

I am waaay older than she and from a lily-white European country. I have known not to use the n-word since approximately nineteen-fucking-ninety-one. I have understood the pain it carries since I was eleven years old and I immediately not only stopped using it, but brought it up with anybody who would use it in my…

Visit an older cemetery. Remark on the tombstones of young babies (some burial sites even have child areas) and note the DRAMATIC drop off in deaths after the 1960's. BECAUSE FUCKING VACCINATIONS.

I have a cousin who is anti-vax and doesn’t believe in evolution, but she and her husband relied HARD on IVF and other fertility treatments to get pregnant. How do I tell her she can’t pick and choose which scientific advancements to fall in line with?

You meant Richard III, not Richard II. 

I don’t think any feet would look pretty in those shoes after walking around in them for five minutes. We’re just seeing what women’s feet actually look like crammed into stilettos. Millions of women willingly wear torture devices every day.

I was always so mad that my mother wouldn’t let me have jelly shoes as a kid - now that I’m older and realize how awful those shoes were to wear, I’m kind of glad I never had a pair.

I have never had worse blisters than the ones jellies gave me. They were the instrument of the devil.

Let’s be real, maybe some people have a higher pain threshold than others, but all stilettos are painful things that women wear because they like the aesthetic they provide. They are no different than corsets in that respect.