I think, like literally anything else to do with sex, it varies from person to person.

In England millions of grandmothers are clucking their tongues and going ‘we did that in my time too, my dear’.

I vaguely remember there being talk of her wanting to do a DNA test, but I don’t think it went anywhere. Probably a scripted discussion anyways.

I do not remember what “bored” feels like. I think only rich people can afford to be bored. I would kill to hole up somewhere beautiful and secluded with a good book and a comfy throw. I bet you can see stars there.

...Kid Rock

Kendall’s dog has a bad owner

Gosh, Pamela Anderson used to have such good taste in men. What happened?

Now this has to have come from the desk of Pence. It is evil and delivered competently. This is why we have to get Pence out before even thinking of impeaching Trump. Incompetent and evil always is better than competent and evil.

Classism is Racism when decades of past racism lock a particular race in poverty.

Also, classism is just as wrong as racism.

“My daughter begged for her life; she begged”

I absolutely love it! I’ve been drinking Kombucha for around 7 years now...5 of which I brewed my own. It become tedious, tho, and GT Dave’s brand came out with large bottles and I was back on that! I just have a half glass a day and I add the juice of half of a Meyer lemon and a kumquat to it and drink it with ice. It…

I would be down for a Wailers album featuring Rihanna on vocals.

I totally thought you had wrapped your cat’s upper body in packing tape until I realized she had just gotten an... interesting... hair cut.

YEEES! to this movie. Yes x 1000. But Knightley? This is a movie I’ll miss because she is dull as dirt. Also, Please stop filming a French society where everyone speaks English with a Brit accent. I CAN READ SUBTITLES, yo.

I like her.

I recently drank way too much and had to hold on to the throne. It happens.

If that happens, I demand a live stream of Will and Harry’s celebratory bacchanal.

Starred for fleshsceptre. 

It’s not really a dumb tradition. I certainly agree with her (and even if not this is such a mild thing), but it would be pretty fucked up for the Monarchy to start actually getting involved in government.

I would very much enjoy the money and the ability to ride Prince Hot Ginge’s royal fleshscepter whenever I wanted, but everything else about being a royal sounds like a lesser level of hell to me. She held her husband’s elbow at an event? She crossed her legs at the knee? She expressed an opinion?!?! CRUCIFY THE HUSSY.