I mean... this is pretty much the objectively correct answer, isn’t it?  Everything else was just a riff on this one.

Is Jafar a woman now?  Sounded like it...

Melania Trump’s Friend Reportedly Told Her That Be Best ‘Sounded Illiterate’

Suicide Squad was made as a response to Guardians of the Galaxy.

The neat thing about the Journey is that, entering its eleventh year, they’ve more than recouped all of the up-front development costs. This thing is basically 100% unit cost, now.

Interesting business model: when you develop new models half as often as other brands, your development cost is halved. Between Dodge and…

The Subaru WRX, which sneaked in the number 10 spot last year, has been replaced by the Porsche Macan.

the “Black Panther is a mediocre/shitty film” folks...

the concept of Wakanda is a much bigger deal than just the T’Challa character.

Um... Are you saying they all look alike?

No corrections? So you’re sticking with that made-up song title, then?

the song is called, well, “The Song That Will Get Stuck Inside Your Head,”

(I’d finally buy one a few years later)

...a Weezer album that the agency tried (and failed) to sue.

there is no reason to assume that Jane Jetson was 33 simply because she told her children so

Alternative facts:

Or, Jane’s just lying about her age.

This article is what happens when you Believe All Women.

It’s impossible not to be impressed.

Chevrolet: Heartbeat of America
Volkswagen: Fuck of USA

Yup. Per the lesson of Freakanomics: Incentives Matter.