Ah yes, I remember it well. The Smocking Gun that Started the Bowling Green Massacre. If only they had paid their tariffs on the Nambian Covfefe. :( 

So week one, to recap: Pats smash Pitt, Bills and Jets smash each other: Both suck in doing so, and Fins are tanking.

Does Belichick have Kompromat on the entire AFC East? Can we maybe not gift then 6 free wins a year anymore? 

“ I passed a 65+ year old lady on oxygen & smoking playing two slot machines simultaneously. She had a line of empty glasses about 8 deep on the machines next to her. She had clearly been there all night. I just heaved a sigh and thought “but for the grace of God.””

That’s Rosie. Touch her machine and she’ll cut you.  

Its just like any other city really.

With 24hr restaurants, clubs, liquor sales, shows... So, its basically awesome. 

“supremely and constantly dunked on by, like, the Governor of Idaho or something”

“I’ve lived with potatoes, I’ve eaten potatoes and I’ve served with potatoes. You two are definitely not potatoes.” 

I had a bad squat bail near my 1RM (295. 315 1RM) on the way back up. Got to maybe 1/4 squat and my legs decided they were done. I didn’t move quickly enough, and the bar ended up rolling down my back like water off a duck’s ass. I think I felt every vertebrae pop (like the chiropractor does) and I had an amusing…

“ before doing one of those Fast and Furious-y peel outs”
<pedant>
Its a Rockford Turn, or, “Bootlegger Reverse”.

A “peel out” is done from a stop, usually by loading the rear wheels, and dropping the clutch while simultaneously releasing the brake.  

Man, baseball umpires are delicate little bitches aren’t they?
Kevin Fahey: Dude, hold my whistle. 

Nice read, Velma.

Go Donk or go Home. 

Look, Trumpy. We know Alabama was in the cone when Dorian was still way away beyond Puerto Rico.

When you fucking tweeted it... It just wasn’t. Jesus man, take the L, and roll the fuck on. 

Only if I can have one too. :p 

That’s the joke :p 

“McConnell is arguably the second most powerful person in American government right now and a case can be made that he’s more powerful than Trump, which makes you calling him a eunuch EXCEEDINGLY and mindsplinteringly stupid.”

Does it though? McConnell is totally Trump’s (and Moscow’s) Bitch. Ditto Barr.  

“ “I NEED AN AMOUNT!”

“So is the Trump campaign consciously dog-whistling at white nationalists or just plain stupid? “

I mean... both? They can totally be both.  

“If it’s something else, it occurs to me the REAL question is: Why is GOOGLE associating white supremacist metadata with Trump/MAGA?”

The world may never know.  

“Followed by the ‘Fake Indian’ who still hasn’t apologized to the minorities she bypassed while lying about her heritage”

FOH with this nonsense. If this is all you have on Warren, its weak as fuck.  

Ignore it, its a troll. 

Oh jesus. I thought you were joking and riffing on “Friday Night Lights”

No, THIS is Grambling.