Where is your router placed? Is it in a closet or other enclosed area? Are there a lot of walls between you and the router? 5ghz signals don’t generally go through a lot of obstructions. 2.4 is a little better generally.

*Usually* range issues are a function of obstructions and whatnot.

Source: Am WiFi Network engineer…

“Make sure it supports 802.11ACX protocol”  

FTFY. ;) 

There was a fantastic app called gblocker a while ago (I haven’t seen it in a while) that allowed a “Quick answer and hangup”.

I don’t want calls to go to voicemail, I don’t want them to ring, I want them blocked before they even get to me. If its spam, block that shit at the SBC, not the endpoint. 

I’ll get you a blanket too. Should maybe take a nap until that headache goes away. 

Not having kids myself, and not living in a place that worships the pigskin god... it’d be SUPER weird for me to be hanging out at pee wee/pop warner football games ;)

With enough concussions, EVERYONE’s a Tackling Dummy.

All of that is absolutely fair, but I’m still coming down on the side of Fuck Joe Biden. Its just so fucking compelling. Like, I get a little visceral tingle of pleasure when I say it.

Fuck. Joe. Biden. mmmmm so good. 

Oh, sweet mother of crap. I hadn’t even thought about the corporate buys. (My excuse: Its Wednesday) 

That’s extra bullshitty. You know there’s businesses out there proud of their 4 50 yard line seats (at 250k a pop) when they’re paying their employees like garbage and not providing benefits. 

I may be old and out of the loop, but what does buying a PSL get you if not “season tickets”? A license to buy a ticket at some future time? Why not just sell the tickets? 

Jesus christ. When the fuck did it become acceptable for adults to cheer at a 6 year old(?) getting a concussion? 

I see what you did there. I don’t like it, I don’t like that I laughed, and I don’t like that I starred it. 

Wait... $75,000 (or the other ludicrous numbers quoted) *DOESN’T* include the actual tickets?

What the actual fuck? 

I legit snorted when I scrolled to see the actual statue.

I thought it was a shady reference to Trump literally being in slovenia... but my god, that thing is a work of art sufficient to be at the next Burning Man. 

Social media site covers nationwide social media phenomenon.

Stop the presses! This is unheard of!

Excerpt from the coming Lifetime Special: 
Def. Atty: Your Honor, we call our second witness, John Stamos.
Mr. Stamos, do you have anything you’d like to say to the jury, and members of the court?
Stamos: /curls lip /smolders eyes “Have Mercy!”

Why would anyone respond to a sarcastic rhetorical question with another, slightly longer and more sarcastic rhetorical question?

“Go cry to Kafka, fuckface.”  

I mean, you have a point there, but have you considered: Fuck Joe Biden? 

When that’s all you have in life, you must be a huge failure at it. Hopefully his sister is a better person. (Or brother, I don’t want to assume). I can’t imagine living life that way. Life’s too short to be a colossal asshole to undeserving people. 

This is the correct take. The X6 (and by extension the pointless X6M) is *slightly* less ugly than this Merc.

Its a difference of a couple hundredths of a point though.