Welcome to Cutthroat Kitchen, our first thing up for bid is this perfectly ordinary set of cutlery. Win this, and you can force another chef to use these knives instead of the ones at their station.

It is bad that you are leaving. Like the A’s, I am not a fan of that.

Fuck Spanfeller. 

““conservative billionaire”, ... ...“longtime libertarians.” 

Duder, libertarians *are* conservatives. Its a difference in degree, not kind. 

I’d MUCH prefer Adelson, Murdoch or Thiel before Bezos. 

Or a Rapture.

Can that finally happen. PLEASE? 

“our souls are transported to a peaceful and loving dimension.”

Where souls of people like Koch are immediately rejected, and torn to shreds for eternity.  

He probably had enough coke to wake you up before you go go. 

Beauty! Ours just started cuddling after like 3 years. She’s realized that being a pet isn’t so bad. 

Aww, poor tired baby ;)

Just bought the wife a ‘13 Tiguan SEL for $12.4k or thereabouts. (2wd, yeah, but 4motion examples exist I’m sure for well under the $25k price.)

It ticks all the boxes there. 

The old one looks so goddamn happy to be alive.

The new one looks like its so happy that its about to eat your lunch at the autocross track.

For the amount of money it would take to turn every single one of those roads “solar”.

We could convert Wyoming to solar farms. Noone’s really using it anyway.

Solar roadways is an epically stupid solution in search of a problem.

Honestly?

Not a whole lot. The area’s PERFECT for huge solar generating stations.

I-15 though? Isn’t. ;) 

*Ain’t

“I do wonder why we’ve not seen thermoelectric experiments on roadways, especially in the sun belt.”

Because its a dumb as shit idea?  

He can be both... 

Tax cuts that weren’t really tax cuts
Backing out of the Iran deal was fucking moronic
ISIS... Ok. Sure, something about ISIS.
GDP Growth? How has he been responsible for that?
5 million jobs? Huh, ok, that’s continuing the trend Obama started.
Same for AA Unemployment.
Rollback on regulations. Also fucking moronic.
New…

It’ll get more when people are done retching. 

*hamberder. 

You’re just proving his point yo.