Ooohhh... I can’t *WAIT* for all the articles from Trucker Carlson and Seen Hannitay talking about how this is exactly like Ilhan Omar’s “dual loyalty” comments. Man, they’re gonna ROAST Trumpy for his blatant anti-semitism here!

“ it’s not only the biggest state in the Union “

Er... it isn’t? Alaska and Texas are larger.

Most populous, certainly. Largest economy, yes. Biggest? No.  

Ok, fine.

I’ll accept that the entire East Coast is one shitty accent after another, up and down. They’re all pretty damn awful. 

You misspelled Boston. 

I’m looking hard at an RX to replace my Yukon in a year or so.

How do you feel about it overall? 

Did I though? 

Daffy Donald
Dolorous Donald
Dingbat Donald
Donald the Dotard
Dippy Donald
Doddering Donald

< 60 seconds of work. Imagine if I could have been arsed to consult a thesaurus. 

“But he did explicitly target the 1% with his SALT deduction cap. More people should understand what that means.”

Actually... he targeted the blue states that have relatively high state taxes. Specifically CA. THAT is more an issue that 1%ers having to deal with  being targeted  by this. 

“ loves the current crop of umpires “

Hey, everyone in this  sucks. Baseball is a joke. 

Take it up with K-Log. 

Is that a Real Jet? All I see is a Mirage.

I hear the gear selector is a little stiff, you really need to shove it into overdrive. 

AFC Wild Card Weekend: The Chargers (10-6) @ The Bengals (3-13) -14.

You have $1000. Who do you bet on? 

I would like to echo this.

Also, Fuck you Spanfeller.

In case anyone’s wondering: https://www.thedailybeast.com/deadspin-editor-quits-rails-against-bosses-ive-been-repeatedly-lied-to-and-gaslit

Don’t hold it in, its bad for your bladder. 

That is absolutely vile and inappropriate.

Of course he did that. 

CUTTLEFISH IS NOT SITTING WELL!!! 

And NASCAR fans listening on their scanners just Goebbels’d it up. 

This is the future.

This has me thinking, what is the absolute worst set of conference records to have? Could you have all 4 teams in a conference go 3-13? If all they won was one home conference game, and lost everything else... Is that possible?