“ Giving them 2 senators would be ludicrous “
And 2 Reps.

All 4 of which would be RIDICULOUSLY left wing (in comparison to US politics).

I can actually get behind this.  

“Finnish’s decentralized health care system is often managed by local municipalities with populations ranging from hundreds of thousands of people to fewer than 100. And that decentralized nature is not only very expensive to maintain but also can produce vast disparities in the quality of care.

“I’m sure he’s 6'3", it’s just that his posture is shyte “

Because of the 2" lifts in his shoes. God he’s such a vain little bitch.  

Maybe 20 mins to drive a golf cart a mile. 

“35 - 65 years of age. The president shall not be above the federal retirement age.”

FTFY

“That was Schwarzenegger’s test? No, I’m not doing that. Very low energy guy. We need a new test. It’ll test better, and I’ll be the best at it.”

6'1", 266. That bastard’s WAY fatter than I am.

He’s 3 bills if he’s a nickel. 

Mr. President, that’s a Mirror. Also, this is an Arby’s.

“my boss was complaining about the “buzzy” toyota 4 cylinder he got as a courtesy car while his v6 lexus was in the shop.”

Um duh? While Lexii are toyotas, Lexus does take the additional step of lining their cylinders with velvet to smooth out the roughness.  

May I present the New Supra? ;) 

Just as the C8 would beat this monstrosity to 60 by a second or so. 

I C8 what you did there. 

And it will still be garbage.

I mean, newer Buicks, sure. But turn of the century ones? Not so much. There’s MUCH better to be had out there than a 2 decade old American Pseudo-LuxoBarge. 

But look at our awesome healthcare system that’s the ... checks notes... envy of the world!

Why wouldn’t Greenland want a piece of that? 

“Trump on protestor removed from rally: “That guy’s got a serious weight problem. Go home, start exercising.””

Mr. President, that’s a mirror.  

“ 2020 Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat Widebody Daytona 50th Anniversary Edition”

Its nice, but you know there’s going to be a “2020 Dodge Charger SRT MOPAR Hellcat Widebody Redeye Limited Daytona 50th Anniversary Special Edition”
 

But, over 90% of their cartilage and other connective tissue is racist AF.

Their red blood cells probably wear white blood cells as hats. 

If only he had the capacity to feel shame. :(

Fuck that fat fucking slob though. 

That’s all well and good. But have you considered: Fuck Trump?

Because nearly 20 year old Buick?