In my salad days, I’d eat:
A Jersey Mike’s Giant Italian (double meat, extra cheese)
A Fatburger Triple Kingburger
2 Port of Subs 12" subs (double meat, extra cheese)
2 Del Taco Macho Beef Burritos, a quesadilla, and 2 for $5 chicken burrito
3 Chocolate chip pancakes and a 4 egg ham and cheese omelet from Blueberry Hill

Counterpoint: DST should be completely abolished.

I do what my angina tells me.

Or I get the stent again. 

“All this does is get them out of the parked cars.”

I’d prefer they stay in the parked cars. With the engine off, and the windows rolled up.

That way, they won’t be harassing people just going about their business.  

Half for dinner tonight, half for lunch tomorrow. EzPz. 

Eh, you’re the one with the objectively bad take. They’re your apples in the first place.

Also, you brought up the oranges of the “innocent till proven guilty” standard. 

I would have also accepted Quisling. ;) 

We need these regs in the US, we need to apply them to all cars(all aftermarket mods (ESPECIALLY the fart cans)), and all motorcycles(especially Harleys).

Everything should be as silent as possible.

Also, augmented noise through the stereo should be able to be disabled.

#PATRIOTact.

We had a similar thing. In-Laws fronted us a not insignificant amount from the “corporate” account and my god, the hoops we had to jump through. Not to mention that the underwriter would only look at the file once in the morning, find one thing wrong, say “I need this document” and put the file away until…

“Innocent until proven guilty”  in a court of law.

I’m not required to abide by that standard. I’m not a jury, an attorney, or a judge.

Aside from that: “It’s getting impossible to tell which claims and accusations are real and which ones are made up for political and personal reasons. #MeToo has gone too far. “

Is an…

“66,000 people paid anywhere from $50-75 to watch live as the couple said “I do.””

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

People... why the fuck would you pay *anything* to watch this?  

Your take is bad and you should feel bad. 

The place of sticking was appropriate, the person wasn’t, nor was the timing.

Its a “you have to be there” thing. ;) 

McSally is garbage. She’s the consolation prize senator from AZ. 

“I tried so hard

Which is part of why her plan is absolute garbage.

Not everyone that has crippling student loan debt was even eligible for Pells. Myself included.

My friend and I had very similar jobs, similar parental income, and graduated at similar times. He was eligible, I wasn’t. The reason: He had a kid when he was 18, and I…

Thoughts and prayers.

“He’s not hurting the people he should be hurting.”

I know karma doesn’t work this way, but #karmicbacklashFTW

“ The orange-lipped taint remora of Florida is backboned”

Its cartilaginous. It only *seems* like it has a backbone.   

If you’re fleeing from violence in Nicaragua, stopping in Honduras would be like fleeing from evangelicals in Alabama and stopping in Mississippi.

“Kilmeade or Doocy”

Nay nay. Kilmeade THEN Doocy. ;)