With Milk? 

Your swing?

Not a miss. 

“But then there are also the times when the Eagles systematically dominate every phase of the game, leading to inexplicable takeaways and stupefied opponents.”

And then lose it after being up 28-3.

Edit: Oh, wait. That’s the Falcons. My bad, wrong bird team.

It was part of the deal he made with the devil.
“You will win 2 superbowls before your brother, but will not be able to be happy about anything, ever again.” 

#YEETTHENEETS(TM)

So don’t get your Subie from the dealership, get it from Carmax or similar? ;) 

Thanks, I hate it. 

“Why aren’t there mass protests here like there are in Puerto Rico? “

Because I have a job, a family, and a mortgage. Getting arrested for protesting would absolutely ruin my life.  

When people struggle to hold on to what they have, agitating for more becomes an exercise in wishful thinking.

Its shitty, but I have to…

This is the smile I needed this morning.

“If they could win with covert mind manipulating facebook memes”

TIL Russians are exactly the same as Americans and respond to exactly the same techniques.  

He doesn’t care. His base is mostly rural. He’s the president of the 30% or so of the population that voted for him. 

“In the end, 2018 was actually a mixed result given how the Democratic losses in the senate.”

I mean... not really though? The (D) senate losses were entirely predictable as they lost mostly deep red states. FL is gonna Florida, and NV turned almost completely Blue.  

A Bronco Raptor is about the only thing that could get me to buy a Ford. 

“For all I know Trump may have had a moment of moral clarity and turned down any minors offered by Epstein before kicking him out of Mar a Lago.”

He totally didn’t. I’d wager One US Dollar (I’m not a rich man) that Epstein found a girl that looked enough like Ivanka that... Ok, yeah, I’m not finishing that sentence.

BR…

All of the Goebbels. None of the Charisma. 

This really is the dumbest fucking timeline. 

I thought it was more “American Idiot” but YMMV. 

I came here to say this, but I knew in my heart that it had already been said. 

Oh the yuge manatee. :(