Yeah.  We’ve had nearly as many people go from TV to the Presidency...

This country, even half of white women...

You want a bigger voice?  Move to Wyoming.

Yeah.  The ending of TDK was about as unbelievable as the physics in IM....

Deeeeep cut.  NICE.

If your 42 years of experience is in ICE carburation, take the buyout...

Awwww! Not the echo chamber you were looking for?

I can tell you any number of things... Now you’ve heard about them.  Sure as shit doesn’t make them important.

You’re quite okay to say that here in a discussion forum.

Uhhh... He had the special.

Avoid the Lobster Bisque...

Public shaming at its best!

And make soothing “SHHHHH, SHHHHHH” sounds until he does.

If you think that nabbing a grape is on the same level as putting your gross ass lips on a ladle, you need to rethink your perceptions...

Yep. Lock her up for attempted murder. She called the cops on a black guy....

You only assume it was 911. She called traffic and parking enforcement.

Are you in a wheelchair? People in wheelchairs have a different definition of “blocking” the crosswalk... Just sayin’

She called the parking hotline, not 911.

YEP.  In Chicago, we take care of this type of thing ourselves...  Park incorrectly, your car gets nudged a bit.

Yes.  Because awards and accomplishments are how one should judge the value of a person...