Don’t.

It looked to me like the bird has a VERY dangly ballsack. And they’re blue.

I learned this term from American History X... It isn’t “testing the waters” it’s “putting up a flag...”

Is it time to start cleaning my guns??

...having a social security number associated with one’s vote... 

There’s one reported above...

Not missing any point. Just bringing up the point of WHO THE FUCK HAS “FRIENDS” WHO REPORT SHIT LIKE THAT?

Yeah probably because a bunch of whiny men she doesn’t knows but retains as friends to pad her friend count reported her post.

The trick to successfully Social Media-ing is to not be “friends” with people who aren’t your friends....

What did you put on your state return for “Sales taxes due on out-of-state internet or mail-order purchases?”

I read this six times before I decided you’re using sarcasm, but I’m still not positive.  Excellent work!

WOW. That.... sucked.

“Perhaps it IS a good day to die!!”

As long as we have the hot takes, the universe can’t have a heat death... or is it, when the universe has a heat death there will be no more heat for hot takes???

You want Napoleon Dynamite to be less funny?

Real Americans, those of us who believe in democracy, justice and fair treatment of all people, need to reclaim the flag. The rest of you can go to Russia.

You guys spend a lot of time projecting motives on this poor guy. It’s a family-owned local business, right? I doubt this guy is your enemy. I doubt he’s the “American Imperialist” you all seem to have it out for.

And perhaps his entire family has been patriots for generations, starting with the American revolution...

and what about this one?

Hm. So, go over to The Root and celebrate the protest. They’ll spin whatever coverage you need. I’ll leave you with this: