Kylo growing up:

Whiteface?  SOOOO racist.

Huh. Maybe we call this “racially insensitive” or “racially ignorant” so that the term “racist” actually retains some meaning...

Well, if he’s expecting criticism, don’t sweat it FOR him.  It’s only what he expected.

WHAAAAAT? Collecting evidence? PSHAW! She has already been found guilty by the 1st District Court of Root.

He made it for himself, and is clearly happy with the result. He is the one who determines whether or not it is a success, which he determined it was.

Wow.  That IS depressing.  Nah.  I meant one measly PACKAGE of curly fries...

People were sooooo quick to scoff at that law, NOW they know what it’s protecting us from!

“If Nintendo can do it, Sony can do it,” AND we won’t underproduce them to the detriment of our fans and customers.... OH! AAAANNND our controller cables will be long enough.

Look for this idiot on Kitchen Nightmares...

Tragically, I think the Hemp Movement started with the boomers, went all the way through the Xers, and continued on with the Millenials.  I.E., we’re all guilty. Dude.

dude.

Marines guard embassies and consulates...

I’m getting that same gross feeling that I get after eating Arby’s... HMMMMM...

and by “military,” you mean specifically “Navy,” right?

Oh, so YOU’RE the asshole who got my order! Imagine my surprise when I pay $68.25 and only find ONE curly fry in the bag.

I’m wondering... If Home Depot has to suffer through a lawsuit because a 2x4 isn’t actually 2" x 4", what’s up with Subway’s footlong?

“In Soviet Russia, Government poison YOU!!!”

You realize the stories aren’t written about each and every person who dies, right?  Just the few who live.

Sorry, yeah. I meant “HOW do they cook them above 392 again?”