You’re a sharp fella.

Quite the yarn you’re spinning there...

HOW the HELL do you cook a lobster above 392 degrees? And for WHAT ungodly reason?

Seemed a bit warm for boiling lobster. NOW I get it.

Soooo...

Smoke a radish.  I like that.  I have stolen it and will use it without regard or giving credit.  Know that your work has done great things for posterity.

*sigh*

Pepperidge Farm remembers?

So does Trump have a tiny, misshapen peen, or does Stormy have a huge, blown-out vag?  ‘Cause apparently only one of those things is “okay” to comment on in today’s world...

yep.  but it triggered the desired outrage with the commentariat, so... she gets her bonus.

I hear “pizza” is code for “underage boy....”

Skinny.  Able to fit in places adults couldn’t. Good for thievin.

Dunno... Lutheran here.

Does Trump have a tiny, misshapen penis, or does Stormy have a gigantic, blown out vag? Because for some reason only one of these things is “okay” to comment on....

These idiots have no idea what a primary is...

That’s not fair! There was time now!!!

Slightly better than that crap teaser...

He signed a law that was passed by Congress, and quite popular with the American people. Perhaps him being the only scapegoat is a bit reductive...

I would prefer it if Kinja would go back to doing STARS for articles.

Niiiice.