I saw this in my local Walmart for a diaper promotional. Ugh.

Emphasis on the birth control.

Wow these are all so much better than mine.

Well that sounds pretty bearable.

Your kids spend 14 hours a day in 100+ degree heat (assuming you live somewhere in hot as balls US)

Ohhh i'm so conflicted! Shopped or not shopped?!

You're right. Awful 'shopping at that.

Finally, clothes that will fit my holocaust victim?

It makes me think of Redneck Randal.

It was her recent ex. They broke up and she decided on a whim to go on this trip.

Young mothers: The probability your child will get injured or quit dancing are slim to none! Don't worry about your child's education, their dancing career will support them for the rest of their life.

Better than:

In other news, Bikini Bottom is missing some clouds.

I didn't even know butts could do that.

Hahaha. What did you say back?

My first period my mother went out and bought me super-extreme-mother-of-six-10lb-babies tampons.

Dear lord don't let her breed!

If anything I find parents' captivation with their daughter's hymens troubling.

Soylent green is PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

Saline injection.