Hear me out Israeli Scientists: DRDD Nailpolish..or jewelry. I'm not going to use a stirrer on natty light in a red cup.

Considering who actually buys the red cups..i'd say you wouldn't get too much business.

Penile seasoning. Hah ha!

AHHH natural tans! What will become of all of those tanning salons!? Think of the small business owner!

It does depend on activity levels. She's post pregnancy, not a marathon runner or athlete, and abhors working out. Something tells me she isn't running 35-40 miles a week.

She's eating approximately 400 calories per meal. The healthy range for dieting is 1200-1500 with exercise.

The population is decreasing at an alarming rate!

Starving, really? Like you've never said "i'm starving" when you have a little grumble in your stomach. God forbid she use a common hyperbole. Anything for a story I guess.

None of this really creeped me out too much until I clicked on the picture of her standing on a bed in the middle of the woods with no pants on. Fuck that shit. They know exactly what they're doing there.

Wow to this ad. But even wower, I checked out the SBA site..there's all kinds of crazy bullshit on there.

You're right. She does look buoyant.

"I don’t think I could walk down the street wearing bubbles or a dress made of ham, but what she’s done has been kind of amazing. I am the opposite. I wear clothes I would wear on the street. I’m all about a real look."

Ugh. You can always tell exactly what shows a kid watches by how they act. At least Hannah Montana is off the air. I haven't heard any fake texan accents and references to fried food in awhile.

Some people just can't take a compliment.

At first I was like "Oh no!"

So Keisha was pro abortion until it was no longer convenient for her?

She can afford a $5 frappuccino. I'm willing to bet she could afford a baby if the circumstance presented itself..others aren't so lucky.

Fuck you so hard Glamour

Blech. I can smell the rubber from here.

The store.