But it's an apple...and the leaf is really the bite taken out of it.

Things that are also now racist:

You have a wise and just thumb

Say what?!

Why wear a watch when you can wear a convenient chicken cutlet around your wrist?

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Ah, his blankets... Why, Mrs. Dilber, they're still warm! I don't pay extra for the warmth, you know

He'll be welcomed with open arms until he interrupts "Days of our Lives" by calling on Jesus to sentence the cast to hell.

I think I will go trick or treating to his nursing home dressed as Jesus just to be a twit.

It's simple, we kill the batman!

I do. But I don't find anything wrong with shaming them on television.