Anonymous and Lulzsec should start taking in requests. I'd love to see one of them fuck around with thedirty.com

ugh. Giving road head seems to me like one of the worst ways to die.

i hope those two were at least wearing their seatbelts..

aside from the drinking, driving, and crashing on the beltway part, this scenario is my most common recurring dream.

oh man. is this a thing? can it be a thing? please god make it a thing.

fill her!

accursed image upload!

"Oh I'm sorry! i didn't curse! Oh I'm sorry! I went to school! Oh I'm sorry! Oh I'm better than you! Oh I'm sorry! my parents' house! Oh I'm sorry! I'm still educated!"