@BabyJane: Thank you. He should be just fine.

My kitty has to have surgery on Wednesday. In the meantime, he's all hopped up on narcotics and we're playing fetch with a toy mouse. He drops the mouse in my lap and meows until I throw it. Love my kitty.

@MrPipeline: I'm really way too excited for AJ on Monday.

17 seasons? Am I really that old?

@Hortense Smith: So she didn't deactivate it, she's just hiding it in a condom in her vag?

@cherry_blossom: I understand that. But some of us who have dealt with alcoholism and its effects, including premature death, still understand that there is a difference between being completely dependent on a substance and enjoying something in moderation.

Dear god, I hope so. She's such a great character.

I read "Meet Felicity" in fifth grade and then informed my mother that I would like her to take me to Williamsburg. I carried a catalog around with me everywhere for a year before my grandma broke down and gave me a Felicity doll for Christmas. And I still remember it being one of the best things of my whole…

@embersfalling: Are you being sarcastic? There is a difference between moderate drinking and full-blown alcoholism.

@Ack: Or: Help! I can't make a phone call because my blanket doesn't have any sleeves!

@ChkChickBOOM: You should also get some of those dangly testicles for the back. And a novelty horn.

@Shancan: Have you ever had a drink in the shower? Also nice.

@monkey_biz: So glad life has been such a bed of roses for you! You should count your blessings and good decision making rather than rubbing others' noses in it.

Well, fuck. I could have spent a year's worth of state college tuition on a boob job and have much better job prospects right now.

This has to be a hoax, right? How can this happen in the 21st century?

@bobella (ITSAPROCESS): More like...

@SuperMeels: No, it contains BPA, which has been shown to mimic the effects of increased estrogen in the human body, leading to an increased incidence of some forms of cancer. BPA-containing plastic has been banned in Canada as a result.

@Deodand: Seriously, and then at funerals when people say, "Doesn't so and so look so good?"

@ohemvee: Another lesson there is for researchers to take a step back from their cultural biases, which is where the idea of culture-bound syndromes comes from. Those men wouldn't have been in psych hospitals in the first place if our culture didn't ingrain in them the notion that homosexuality is inherently deviant. …

I don't like the idea that being matched in eating habits and music tastes will somehow make you good roommates.