@sudsinhereyes: No, you're totally correct in that she claims to be the "princess of Poughkeepsie." However, she is not in fact from Poughkeepsie and actually grew up across the river and fifteen miles from her alleged land of princessness. Forgive me, I'm just a bitter local resident.

@sudsinhereyes: Dear World,

@that's what she said: Why don't we just stem the tide of lung cancer by telling people to breathe less? I'm sure I could muster some statistics comparing the overall number of breaths taken in a single day to one's probability of developing lung cancer. Never mind that some people have a genetic predisposition to…

@youngmanoldman: Oh I know! Those kids are fierce.

Should come with a warning: may cause brain shrinkage, osteoporosis, tooth decay, hair loss, death.

@youngmanoldman: He seems like a classic case of Asperger's Syndrome. He's answers her questions very literally, like how could he possibly know what his mother said at the exact moment he won if he wasn't right there next to her. And then notice how he gets ruffled when she pronounces the word incorrectly and doesn't…

@PhDelish hearts KG: To quote Stephanie Tanner: "How rude!"

@siandt: Me either. My friend gave me one. It's a dinosaur and it's blue and now I'm totally awesome according to my boyfriend's 8 year old cousins.

@pssshwhatever: I feel bad for that girl, actually. I know it's really difficult not to take what she said as self-righteous and condescending and probably annoying as all hell (seriously, I bitched out my RA junior year for having making a display in our hall that gave the total number of times one would have to walk…

@lawrence.m.gann: I take back what I said about disliking the Worst Comment of the Day. Someone nominate this person, please?

@lawrence.m.gann: What I'm saying is, it's the internet and people are jackasses, and they will use whatever insult they think is most effective, regardless of who you are. And again, it's the pathetic product of stupidity or ignorance, and to be treated as such. I think anger is an appropriate response, but there's…

@lkqt: People buying that stuff KNOW that it is not the healthiest for them, but usually buy it because it's easy and cheap and they feel (rightly or wrongly) they have no other options.

@nora charles: And doesn't blow $60-200k on something just because all the other kids are doing it.

@beatrice2000: Have your doctor do a blood test for gluten intolerance. What you described is a very common side effect thereof. I went gluten free over six months ago and I feel fantastic :)

@Parenthetical: About whom the Decemberists wrote a really fantastic song.

Not even two months after I graduated college, I was visiting my two girlfriends in their dorm. They lived in a suite, so they had a bedroom that they shared and a common room that they shared with five other girls. Friend K's cousin J came to visit and we had quite a party going in the common room. K, J and K's…

If you ask the designers, they'll claim the samples have to be small because the fabric is expensive.

@veronykah: You're right, but doesn't that have an air to it that implies respect moreso than cougar, which is certainly embraced but more defensively?

@Mnemosyne: This made me lol.

@sheilagirl: It can mean that, if one chooses to embrace the term I guess. But think about it this way. What is the universally regarded term for older guy who dates younger chicks? Gross, or completely normal and in compliance with gender and social norms, depending on your point of view. But women who date younger…