@NihilistLebron: In the darkness between the stars, there is a six-mile-wide asteroid on a collision course with Earth and we can’t stop it. I hope I get more rebounds 2nite.

I’m no fan of Tom Brady, but I don’t have an opinion to put here after that statement.

“TL;DR”

When you treat a large group of people as a single entity, you’ll always end up with contradicting behavior.

“Thats X-Men talk...” Coming from a guy whose father gifted him everything like a damn trumpling. The same guy whose EVERY FUCKING SUITE SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED TO TAKE OUT SPECIFIC THREATS CAN NEVER SEEM TO ACTUALLY WIN AGAINST SAID THREAT.

It must be hard goddamn work for you to be so wrong.

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

That’s...not how survey methodology works. At all.

“Jesus, thats pretty bad. Ten games”

With that opening on the Supreme Court, this is excellent timing. If nothing else, Ivan Johnson knows a thing or two about sitting on the bench.

Yes, and it was probably one of the last of the really great episodes. (I’m old. I shake my fist at clouds and I think The Simpsons has been downhill since S9!)

Germany’s rollover safety testing is a joke.

Blondes are dumb. You push the car from behind...maybe the front...not the sides.

Hey, Jane’s just like everyone else; she puts her pants on one liter at a time.

+1 Maeby someone will get it

O her was so forgettable in that game, he started dating George Michael Bluth.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.