Yeah, sounds about right. I remember the helmet recall when I was in the Army. Everybody had to check their serial numbers to make sure none had slipped through the cracks. It’s pretty offensive that no FPI staff were indicted on any charges, either for putting servicemembers at risk, or the mistreatment of prisoners.

Nobody should be thinking about Lost anymore.

Give them a break, it has to be difficult to plan for a regularly scheduled, annual event.

HUNTER PENCE LIKES BALLS IN THE FACE.

Kudos to the Padres, really thinking outside the balks to get that win.

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

Because the TV adaptation wasn’t really all that good in the first place?
At its core the show was always pretty weak from a narrative standpoint. They relied too heavily on boobz ‘n blood. You can’t sustain something like that for long. Once the novelty of seeing softcore porn wears off, there’s nothing of substance…

Those Chevy ads aren't ineffective, they're infuriating. "We found ten people who've been living under a rock the past 50 years and have no idea what a Chevrolet looks like. Trust us, it was really hard to find those ten people. But we did. They also had no idea about the value of a dollar. Because truthfully, we…

did you die?

#CubsDongsMatter

No, but we can get one about an ex-marine with insomnia and a tenuous grip on sanity who becomes an Uber driver and then tries to kill the President, maybe to impress a woman.

Enjoy your date, road head can wait.

Proposed Jalopnik crime division: Jacopnik

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

That’s why I prefer Arizona over Georgia. It’s the dry hate.

You probably typed this with your wifi turned on, which we all know causes electromagnetic fields that impact the macroflavotrol of the post. Nice try, Big Milk shill.

That’s an off the wall idea, but it just might make the Leafs into a contender!

Cmon, Dad. It’s time for bed.

Mejia: But I was set up, man!