Some are already true, like

If some other person had invented a spherical tire for a car, proven the concept, and brought it to Steve Jobs, then Apple would make some“revolutionary” car. That’s the only path of innovation they’ve ever known. Seriously, they’re greatest technical achievements have been procured from outside sources. Examples…

You sir just named a metal/punk band!

Got balls.

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

Judging by the typical M5 buyer, honestly it doesn’t matter that it’s only torque converter auto and AWD. This car will be INSANE off the line. It will probably compete with most Teslas on the road. That’s who they’re really trying to compete with right? Not enough enthusiasts either have enough money or care to buy a…

And David was an asshole who went about terrorizing the neighborhood in his cafe-racer Triumph.

“Memorial service today for beautiful (6/10, definitely no Ivanka) and incredible Heather Heyer, a truly special young woman. She will long be remembered by all!(SAD)”

Operators of motor vehicles also have a responsibility to know how to control them.

“she must have hit the accelerator instead of the brake while parking.”

You dick, it was a mom driving it with her kids

I agree, the BMW hits the Nissan as well, the Nissan is heading straight in the lane but is then knocked into the shoulder from the impact of the BMW hitting the rear fender. I would also guess that the BMW over corrects to try to miss the Nissan and that causes it to veer under the trailer.

Congrats on having the dumbest take in this article.

lol

Props to the camera car driver for situational awareness, and decency. That shit happened behind him, and he stopped to help.

I’m still in disbelief that we’re apparently issuing governmental policy via 140 characters on a third-party private service.

I didn’t know they have internet in the afterlife.