Listen up Ferrari and Lamborghini, the bar has been raised!

I’m not sure about your state, but as far as I know, a car can be sold with an open recall.

You can sell, but the dealer cannot.

It’s been replaced by the new Trump Step. MAKE EVEREST GREAT AGAIN!

The Bernie Step would have still been there.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Let’s not be a dick about this

To everyone talking about karma or in any way suggesting this isn’t a terrible thing:

Yup, my wife “bought” several of our cars. On paper. When we were younger, she got the new car, I got the used car. She doesn’t care about cars, I picked out several that I like, she test drove them and picked the prettiest one. Who bought the car? Hint: My wife stays home with our kids and has an income of exactly…

Or a muppet.

“Well James, he’s driven off a cliff and is now engulfed in flames”

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Bonus!

I would have been okay with the Touchbar if they hadn’t gotten rid of the function key row. The trackpad is SO BIG they could have sacrificed a tiny bit of its vertical size and put in the function key row, THEN the touchbar over that.

Or a thousand and a half less for better hardware without an Apple logo?

I would like to see a transcript of the conversation that went on at Apple about the touch bar to see what reasons they thought were worthy to make something like that. It’s clumsy at best and a poor alternative to what they consider to be a touchscreen alternative. Although it would be complicated, I wouldn’t be…

He must have dropped it in the toilet and now has it sitting in a ziplock of rice.

You do realize how often this happens the other way around, right?

Define track ready... Is it “if you track it and something breaks due to a defect, we fix it under warranty.”

In fairness, as a white person, probably about 50% of the times I’ve been pulled over that has been asked within the first 10 seconds. Just an anecdote, is all.